So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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