Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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