This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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