Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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