Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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