My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
No more Irish car bombs ever.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
