I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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