Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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