Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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