He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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