Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
