I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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