I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
