wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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