Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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