you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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