Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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