The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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