Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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