She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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