i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
