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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is

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(517): View more from Michigan

new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals

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(616): View more from Michigan

I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?

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(818): View more from California

Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag

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(678): View more from Georgia

Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank

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