I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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