Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Sext me about skeletons
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Randomize
