gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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