I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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