He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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