So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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