I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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