There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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