i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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