Who wears a wallet chain?!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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