Sponge bath it is.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
