you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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