no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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