it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
The adults are the big ones right?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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