If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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