it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
be right there i have to get my cape
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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