My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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