from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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