eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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