Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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