you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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