Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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