That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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