is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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