if i died would you start the facebook group?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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