He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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