we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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