Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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